Impaling yourself on an iron fence will only keep you out of jail until the doctors stitch your sorry ass up.
Tags: cops impale fence police owned By: brideofvoldemort
If you're desperate enough to fuck a park bench, you might have bigger problems than getting your dick stuck in it...
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Why would you ever risk a physical confrontation to protect the shitty store that pays you minimum wage.
Tags: fight 7-11 bum drugs owned By: thisissparta
Hopefully he can get his girlfriend to gargle them with aloe in her mouth. Yeah, good luck with that.
Tags: jackass idiot balls burning owned By: brideofvoldemort
Pilot loses control and smashes his WWII plane into the ground.
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I could've parked a Uhaul in there, and she can't even get her compact car in. Amazing.
Tags: women park car accident funny By: wendywhiskey
I think the Joker is closer than he believed.
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Most stores keep guns under the counter. Gun stores apparently keep German Shepherds under the counter.
Tags: gun store robbery dog By: brideofvoldemort
His bike fell to pieces, but amazingly his face seems to be intact.
Tags: bike faceplant crash stack By: wendywhiskey
When you end up snoring, you know you've really been knocked out.
Tags: knockout skater owned By: brideofvoldemort
It's okay girls, why don't you kiss and make up?
Tags: girls catfight violence extreme By: thisissparta
Way to be uncoordinated, dork.
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Take that you braces haters!
Tags: braces weird kid strange dork By: brideofvoldemort
I'm pretty sure the last line of that joke was completely unnecessary and uncalled for.
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Getting your ass beaten up by ducks has gotta be the most embarrassing thing ever.
Tags: duck seagull birds animals fight By: brideofvoldemort
I hope whatever he started the fight over was worth that.
Tags: kid fight beating owned By: thisissparta
It was as if millions of Apple fanboys cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Tags: apple iphone jackass explosion By: brideofvoldemort
Dude, it's a tank. How the hell do you get a tank stuck on anything?
Tags: tank iraq war stuck By: xbiohazardx
If at first you don't succeed in castrating yourself, try again!
Tags: jackass rollerblade owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
Actually, he probably just sprained it, since he was at least smart enough to try this stunt on sand instead of concrete.
Tags: flip beach sand head fail By: wendywhiskey