Thankfully, the car was already half-totaled. They just finished the job.
Tags: car crash wreck owned By: brideofvoldemort
CCTV says no lawsuit payout for you!
Tags: woman cctv store owned By: wendywhiskey
Hey, they did in the Matrix, I'm sure we can pull it off!
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I bet his belly is gonna be red tomorrow.
Tags: Guinness World Record Highest Shallow Dive world By: brideofvoldemort
That's a cheap way to get a tongue piercing.
Tags: jackass tongue staple extreme By: wendywhiskey
None of the rednecks I've known had that much open lawn space. Too many cars up on blocks.
Tags: redneck lawn surfing By: brideofvoldemort
Now someone's going to slip on it and drop their Slurpee. Bitch.
Tags: bikini girl gross 711 disgusting By: wendywhiskey
This doesn't happen if your hobby is playing Warhammer 40k.
Tags: skateboard nut shot owned By: wendywhiskey
Changing your tire in the middle of the road might not have been the best idea ever.
Tags: accident crash wreck owned By: wendywhiskey
Unfortunately for her boyfriend, this girl doesn't go down so easily.
Tags: fight girl catfight extreme By: thisissparta
It seems wrong to laugh at a little girl falling down a flight of stairs, but I just can't help myself.
Tags: girl stairs fall owned By: brideofvoldemort
Bikini White Teen Dancing Girls © 2008 ImaxCafe™
Tags: Bikini White Teen Dancing Girls imaxcafe By: imaxcafe
If you're gonna jump 30 feet into a pool, you better not land flat on your back.
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This happened at my school once. Fortunately only the janitors were in.
Tags: sewage school shit leak sewer owned By: wendywhiskey
In what retarded reality did this seem like a good idea?
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Science demonstrates that you can, in fact, crash a couch.
Tags: couch crash owned By: brideofvoldemort
I predict forklifts will soon replace four-wheelers and snowmobiles as the stunt vehicles of choice.
Tags: forklift flip owned
I've got a fever, and the only cure is to bury my face in a snowbank.
Tags: ski owned comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort
I'd say this city is a pretty shitty one to be dressed like a Catholic school girl in.
Tags: Catholic School Girl Attacked Subway By: thisissparta
If your child isn't smart enough to turn his bike before running into a pole, you should probably return him as defective.
Tags: kid pole owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort