This is what happens when you fail your "Detect Traps" roll, and your friends are douchebags.
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Throwing exercise balls at people seems to be a new college pastime.
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Was it the vodka or the punch in the face that gets credit for this?
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You're doing it wrong.
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It's raining beer, hallelujah!
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This might be the most awesome parrot ever.
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Look on the bright side; he's pretty much sterilized now, so he's never going to need to wear a condom.
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This is why you get a buddy to spot you, and don't video tape yourself.
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Some wannabe tough guys are thwarted by a locked glass door.
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I've got a fever, and the only cure is to bury my face in a snowbank.
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If your child isn't smart enough to turn his bike before running into a pole, you should probably return him as defective.
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He would've gone better with some butter and a frying pan.
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Getting off the first hit doesn't mean you won the fight.
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I'm never going to be able to go down on a girl without thinking of corn on the cob again.
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Borat did it.
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She handles those balls so well, but just can't manage to work the pole.
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They're just trying to make long, straight roads less boring.
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A rich dude's penis compensator is a cool dude's playground.
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Child Protective Services arriving on scene in 3... 2... 1...
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Spheres are difficult objects for human beings to deal with.
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