Tags Matching 'ass'

	Fire Breather Almost Melts Face Off No, you can't be a dragon. Not yours. Go back to World of Warcraft. Tags: fire breather owned jackass By: brideofvoldemort
	Indian Kids Plays Chicken With Train You can't impress the ladies if your ass just got flatted by a locomotive. Tags: kid chicken indian train jackass By: wendywhiskey
	Stupid Driver Mocked By Traffic Reporter Yeah that was stupid, but I don't think anyone who believes in "Rocket Surgeons" has much room to talk. Tags: driver idiot jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Idiot Burns Out Into Parked Car It's required that you do burnouts in a crowded parking lot before they'll give you your "Hey I'm A Retard!" certificate. Tags: burnout jackass motorcycle car By: brideofvoldemort
	Jackass Burns Balls Hopefully he can get his girlfriend to gargle them with aloe in her mouth. Yeah, good luck with that. Tags: jackass idiot balls burning owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Punk Kid Demolishes Younger Brother I think the Joker is closer than he believed. Tags: kid brother jackass owned
	Explosion Of The Iphone It was as if millions of Apple fanboys cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Tags: apple iphone jackass explosion By: brideofvoldemort
	Rollerblader Busts Balls Repeatedly If at first you don't succeed in castrating yourself, try again! Tags: jackass rollerblade owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
	Exercise Ball Ownage What happens when you jump off a wall onto an exercise ball? Sheamus or whatever the hell this turd's name is is about to find out... Tags: jackass owned exercise ball By: brideofvoldemort
	Dumbass Gets Kicked In Balls Never, ever trust your friends. Tags: jackass balls kicked owned By: brideofvoldemort
	How Not To Pay Your Bills You know that asshole who goes around trying to pay for everything in pennies? Yeah, don't be that guy. Tags: pennies asshole bills money By: wendywhiskey
	Strange Revolving Door Accident How do you mess up using a revolving door? Tags: door strange jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Mother Beats Child With Shopping Bag Children are why you can't have nice things, so you might as well smack them with the sack of cheap shit you bought at Wal-Mart. Tags: mother child assault beating abuse bag By: wendywhiskey
	Guy Breaks Out Of The Impound Running over a fat woman and breaking down the pound doors is going to cost you more than paying for the tow, genius. Tags: jackass car crash impound tow owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Kid Hit In Face With Skateboard You can't really call it an Unidentified Flying Object if you know it's a skateboard and it's coming at your face. Tags: skateboard owned jackass By: thisissparta
	Soldier Gets Hot Shell Casing In Clothes It's probably better to just get the casing in you instead of what it was originally holding. Tags: brass guns military shooting owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Firecracker Noose There are much easier ways to kill yourself than trying to decapitate yourself with firecrackers. Tags: jackass firecracker explosives owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Idiot Shoots Self In Hand It takes special skills to shoot yourself in the hand... that's holding your gun. Now someone get this moron back on the short bus. Tags: idiot gun jackass owned
	Idiot Accidentally Shoots Himself It takes special skills to shoot yourself in the hand... that's holding your gun. Now someone get this moron back on the short bus. Tags: jackass gun shooting accident owned By: wendywhiskey
	Another Flaming Shot Gone Wrong Eventually these people will give up on trying to drink fire and proceed directly to dowsing themselves in gasoline and bellyflopping onto a bonfire. Tags: jackass fire flaming shot owned By: brideofvoldemort