He would've gone better with some butter and a frying pan.
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Getting off the first hit doesn't mean you won the fight.
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I'm never going to be able to go down on a girl without thinking of corn on the cob again.
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Borat did it.
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She handles those balls so well, but just can't manage to work the pole.
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They're just trying to make long, straight roads less boring.
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A rich dude's penis compensator is a cool dude's playground.
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Child Protective Services arriving on scene in 3... 2... 1...
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Spheres are difficult objects for human beings to deal with.
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Two drunk-ass Russians try to find their way home after a night of drinking.
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Really, if you have a kangaroo suit, what are you doing to do but run around and mess with people.
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Someone put some acid in the vodka, I see.
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Hmmm, the wind is blowing hard enough to knock a person over. I know, let's go fly a kite!
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I don't think breaking his wrist is going to have any real effect on him...
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This should be a winter Olympics sport.
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This guy seriously needs to lay off the booze and get on an anger management program.
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If you're desperate enough to fuck a park bench, you might have bigger problems than getting your dick stuck in it...
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I'm pretty sure the last line of that joke was completely unnecessary and uncalled for.
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Definitely not the Dark Knight... Lame Knight might be more like it.
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Time to give up drama club and go to shop class. Might want to stay away from the table saw though.
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