It's raining beer, hallelujah!
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I somehow doubt my cats would react with as much joy if I tossed them on a trampoline.
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This might be the most awesome parrot ever.
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After he got done singing, he proceeded to eat all the cupcakes.
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I've got a fever, and the only cure is to bury my face in a snowbank.
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She handles those balls so well, but just can't manage to work the pole.
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They're just trying to make long, straight roads less boring.
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A rich dude's penis compensator is a cool dude's playground.
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Two drunk-ass Russians try to find their way home after a night of drinking.
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A guy shooting a car commercial has a really hard time with the concept of "reading his lines".
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Really, if you have a kangaroo suit, what are you doing to do but run around and mess with people.
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Someone put some acid in the vodka, I see.
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Given his current state, I think it's safe to assume all those bottles were empty.
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Congratulations, your little snowflake is either stupid or already an alcoholic.
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Mole freckle, motherfucker, can you say it?
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If you're desperate enough to fuck a park bench, you might have bigger problems than getting your dick stuck in it...
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I could've parked a Uhaul in there, and she can't even get her compact car in. Amazing.
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I'm pretty sure the last line of that joke was completely unnecessary and uncalled for.
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Definitely not the Dark Knight... Lame Knight might be more like it.
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Time to give up drama club and go to shop class. Might want to stay away from the table saw though.
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