It's required that you do burnouts in a crowded parking lot before they'll give you your "Hey I'm A Retard!" certificate.
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Hopefully he can get his girlfriend to gargle them with aloe in her mouth. Yeah, good luck with that.
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I think the Joker is closer than he believed.
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It was as if millions of Apple fanboys cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
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If at first you don't succeed in castrating yourself, try again!
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What happens when you jump off a wall onto an exercise ball? Sheamus or whatever the hell this turd's name is is about to find out...
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Never, ever trust your friends.
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How do you mess up using a revolving door?
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Running over a fat woman and breaking down the pound doors is going to cost you more than paying for the tow, genius.
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You can't really call it an Unidentified Flying Object if you know it's a skateboard and it's coming at your face.
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There are much easier ways to kill yourself than trying to decapitate yourself with firecrackers.
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It takes special skills to shoot yourself in the hand... that's holding your gun. Now someone get this moron back on the short bus.
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Eventually these people will give up on trying to drink fire and proceed directly to dowsing themselves in gasoline and bellyflopping onto a bonfire.
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Whatever you do with a burning shot, don't throw it and send liquid flame splashing across the room.
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You know, malls have elevators. And escalators. And even stairs. You don't have to jump between floors.
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He jumps off a bridge and lands on a pile of rocks... and is surprised that he injured his back?
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Dude, you hijacked a semi and didn't manage to break 3 stars? Fail.
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Hmmm, a giant tire is rolling straight at me! I think I'll just stand here and let it hit me in the face!
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I'm glad to see these kids are working on removing themselves from the gene pool.
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