Standing inside the house while randomly beating on walls and chucking rocks may not be the best idea ever.
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Some idiot smashes his truck right into a big metal pole.
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I guess that makes it the Failground for him,
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Some crazy dude gets a can of soda sniped off his head by an assault rifle.
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A kid trying to be cool gets rocked.
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Okay, yeah, that definitely makes you an asshole.
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No, you can't be a dragon. Not yours. Go back to World of Warcraft.
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You can't impress the ladies if your ass just got flatted by a locomotive.
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Yeah that was stupid, but I don't think anyone who believes in "Rocket Surgeons" has much room to talk.
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It's required that you do burnouts in a crowded parking lot before they'll give you your "Hey I'm A Retard!" certificate.
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Hopefully he can get his girlfriend to gargle them with aloe in her mouth. Yeah, good luck with that.
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I think the Joker is closer than he believed.
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It was as if millions of Apple fanboys cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
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If at first you don't succeed in castrating yourself, try again!
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What happens when you jump off a wall onto an exercise ball? Sheamus or whatever the hell this turd's name is is about to find out...
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Never, ever trust your friends.
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How do you mess up using a revolving door?
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Running over a fat woman and breaking down the pound doors is going to cost you more than paying for the tow, genius.
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You can't really call it an Unidentified Flying Object if you know it's a skateboard and it's coming at your face.
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There are much easier ways to kill yourself than trying to decapitate yourself with firecrackers.
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