Look on the bright side; he's pretty much sterilized now, so he's never going to need to wear a condom.
Tags: skater balls owned comedy stack By: brideofvoldemort
I don't think the aim of his stunt was to get clotheslined by a metal pole.
Tags: skater jump stack owned By: brideofvoldemort
WWE on Ice is coming to a skating rink near you!
Tags: ice skating extreme
This doesn't happen if your hobby is playing Warhammer 40k.
Tags: skateboard nut shot owned By: wendywhiskey
They should start calling ramps the skater's dentist for all the teeth removal they do.
Tags: skater ramp stack owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
How about a nice tall glass of "fail" to wash that grit down?
Tags: skater stack crash wreck accident extreme By: brideofvoldemort
There's a reason skating isn't a team sport.
Tags: skater crash stack wreck owned By: brideofvoldemort
We should send a bunch of skateboards to China, they'd make great population control devices.
Tags: yet skater demolishes nuts just goes show By: brideofvoldemort
Just one more skater who will never be making little skaters...
Tags: rollerblade skater stack nuts owned By: wendywhiskey
This should be a winter Olympics sport.
Tags: monkeys ice skating comedy By: wendywhiskey
Maybe you shouldn't be riding your hippieboard on public roads, eh, dirty hippie?
Tags: longboard skater stack By: brideofvoldemort
When you end up snoring, you know you've really been knocked out.
Tags: knockout skater owned By: brideofvoldemort
I'm pretty sure the last line of that joke was completely unnecessary and uncalled for.
Tags: Comedy Central Bob Saget Gilbert Gottfried Mary-Kate By: wendywhiskey
You can't really call it an Unidentified Flying Object if you know it's a skateboard and it's coming at your face.
Tags: skateboard owned jackass By: thisissparta
In the entire history of the universe, has anyone ever towed a skateboarder behind a car and not fucked it up?
Tags: skateboarder stack car crash wreck By: brideofvoldemort
Maybe his parents should've invested in a helmet with a face guard...
Tags: kid skater stack jump owned fail By: brideofvoldemort
Next time I need my back cracked, I'll try this kid's trick out.
Tags: skateboard stack wreck accident extreme
No little skaters for this punk.
Tags: skater owned extreme balls jackass stack By: brideofvoldemort
Three seconds can still provide a lot of entertainment.
Tags: skater owned fall accident stack By: brideofvoldemort
Today's young women are going to struggle to find guys who don't have broken noses when they decide to settle down and start a family.
Tags: skater wreck owned extreme crash wreck By: xbiohazardx