I think the Joker is closer than he believed.
Tags: kid batman owned brother By: thisissparta
Dude, if you're so broke that you have to gamble with your stash, you need a hobby that doesn't involve casinos.
Tags: drugs marijuana gambling owned By: brideofvoldemort
I guess his car had quite a static charge.
Tags: formula 1 race mechanic electricity owned By: brideofvoldemort
That's definitely not the only thing she's gotten hit in the face with.
Tags: cheerleader face knee owned sports By: wendywhiskey
Might want to try putting on women's underwear in the privacy of your own home instead of the parking lot, buddy.
Tags: crossdresser cctv owned By: wendywhiskey
Never, ever trust your friends.
Tags: jackass balls kicked owned By: brideofvoldemort
Stop goat-on-child violence!
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This video pretty much screams for the "everybody was kung-fu fighting" song.
Tags: asian fight woman ko owned By: themadchocobo
Definitely not the Dark Knight... Lame Knight might be more like it.
Tags: segway loser owned comedy funny By: wendywhiskey
Hope he wasn't planning on getting any from the Guitar Hero groupies tonight.
Tags: guitar hero nut shot owned
How do you mess up using a revolving door?
Tags: door strange jackass owned By: brideofvoldemort
The world would be a sadder place without fat drunk girls to watch fall off mechanical bulls over and over again.
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Some dudes on a train get jumped. Get these motherfucking hooligans off my motherfucking train!
Tags: train russia beatdown violence owned By: brideofvoldemort
Hey, it's Independence Day, right? He was just celebrating his freedom!
Tags: horse rider parade owned By: xbiohazardx
Time to hang up your Air Jordans and go back to chess club.
Tags: dunk fail owned basketball By: wendywhiskey
When one biker goes down, he takes the rest of the race down with him.
Tags: bike race crash wreck owned By: brideofvoldemort
Time to give up drama club and go to shop class. Might want to stay away from the table saw though.
Tags: actor owned comedy funny By: wendywhiskey
We could call this a rimjob gone wrong. There's a lovely mental image for you.
Tags: lowrider wheel rimjob owned By: brideofvoldemort
Gotta love how she didn't even care until the guy she was trying to interview told her off.
Tags: kimi raikkonen kid crying owned reporter funny By: brideofvoldemort
He should've been watching where he was going, not checking out the hottie next to him.
Tags: guy girl owned By: brideofvoldemort