Look on the bright side; he's pretty much sterilized now, so he's never going to need to wear a condom.
Tags: skater balls owned comedy stack By: brideofvoldemort
He's playing "Stairway to the ER" now.
Tags: bmx jump stack destroyed By: brideofvoldemort
I don't think the aim of his stunt was to get clotheslined by a metal pole.
Tags: skater jump stack owned By: brideofvoldemort
They should start calling ramps the skater's dentist for all the teeth removal they do.
Tags: skater ramp stack owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
How about a nice tall glass of "fail" to wash that grit down?
Tags: skater stack crash wreck accident extreme By: brideofvoldemort
There's a reason skating isn't a team sport.
Tags: skater crash stack wreck owned By: brideofvoldemort
I don't think you set a bike speed record, but you might've gotten one for free-falling down a hill...
Tags: bike speed stack wreck owned By: brideofvoldemort
Enjoy digging your teeth out of the roof of your mouth.
Tags: bike crash stack wreck By: brideofvoldemort
Just one more skater who will never be making little skaters...
Tags: rollerblade skater stack nuts owned By: wendywhiskey
Who'd have thought that standing on a speeding motorcycle might not be a good idea?
Tags: motorcycle crash wreck accident stack By: brideofvoldemort
Apparently even if you win a rollerblade race, you still lose.
Tags: rollerblade stack crash wreck extreme By: brideofvoldemort
Maybe you shouldn't be riding your hippieboard on public roads, eh, dirty hippie?
Tags: longboard skater stack By: brideofvoldemort
His bike fell to pieces, but amazingly his face seems to be intact.
Tags: bike faceplant crash stack By: wendywhiskey
It really does take skill to crash a shopping cart. She should get a medal.
Tags: woman stack cart crash wreck By: brideofvoldemort
This is why you shouldn't grease up your biking gear before going to a race.
Tags: race crash wreck stack slide By: brideofvoldemort
You're not supposed to grind with your helmet, dude.
Tags: skiier stack owned
Have fun with that reconstructive jaw surgery.
Tags: rollerblader owned stack crash wreck By: brideofvoldemort
In the entire history of the universe, has anyone ever towed a skateboarder behind a car and not fucked it up?
Tags: skateboarder stack car crash wreck By: brideofvoldemort
Maybe his parents should've invested in a helmet with a face guard...
Tags: kid skater stack jump owned fail By: brideofvoldemort
When I think about how bad I was with a pogo stick in gym class, the idea of anyone trying to do flips with them just seems silly.
Tags: pogo stick flip stack owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort